[buug] Are there any commercial Unix users in this group?

[Rick Moen]

Quoting Bob Read (unixjavabob at yahoo.com):

> AIX

Aix and pains.  You will not be SMITted with it.

> Solaris

Slowaris.

> IRIX

"Remember when we were relevant?  Meanwhile, look at the pretty
pictures."

> HP-UX

Hockey pucks.

> SCO

alt.sex.bondage.sco-unix

> Compaq--(DG-UX)

"We're Ultrix.  We're OSF/1.  We're Digital Unix.  We're... oh, forget
it."

> NCR

"As an OS vendor, we make good cash registers."

-- 
Cheers,   The difference between common sense and paranoia is that common sense
Rick Moen     is thinking everyone is out to get you.  That's normal; they are.
rick at linuxmafia.com      Paranoia is thinking they're conspiring.  -- J. Kegler